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03 October 2005 @ 02:35 pm
i joined the community to talk some sense into all of you dumbasses for liking that icky thick gooey red death poison.


and by the way, only the cool people hate ketchup. Infact, for all of you that commented, i hate mustard, horse radish AND mayonaisse. tarter sauce is yucky and i dont even like fish! SO THERE!
melodiemmmbopbadubadop on October 3rd, 2005 07:01 pm (UTC)
we never said we were better than anyone else, but thanks for implying it. because it is in fact quite true. we have realized that ketchup holds the key to the universe. but since you're being such and arse about it we won't tell you how to use it in order to use the key. sorry.
Moira  Bealerabidwolfpuppy on October 3rd, 2005 08:32 pm (UTC)
we are better than everyone else, aren't we? "only cool people hate ketchup"? well then... boo hoo, we aren't cool. 'cause that's what's really important in life, being cool. now, to paraphrase a squirrel, stick some ketchup on a really hot french fry and stick it in your eye.
melodiemmmbopbadubadop on October 3rd, 2005 10:42 pm (UTC)
this kid is my sister's age! tsk tsk tsk
lissy_lou418lissy_lou418 on October 3rd, 2005 11:06 pm (UTC)
personally, i DONT care about being cool, it is just one of my many perks of being me. but excuse me ms. i wasnt really pissed, i thought you were the nice one here! i guess i was mistaken because it is YOU that is the arse!

what does it matter how old i am?

pfft, like ketchup is the key to the universe..maybe in YOUR universe but in MY universe (here) no condiment could ever be the key to the universe because condiments (especially ketchup) are lousy foods that make me gag.
melodiemmmbopbadubadop on October 4th, 2005 03:42 am (UTC)
your age matters because everything you've said henceforth is now null and void. thank you for participating.
istalkbillgates on October 4th, 2005 04:59 pm (UTC)
I guess sarcasm is something that just flies over your head.
And why don't you do something better with your time? I used to go and find people to disagree with/start an argument with to stop boredom also. But then I realized I could go do something productive and, you know, actually accomplish something.
__ambellina_ on October 4th, 2005 01:19 am (UTC)
you know, i'm reading this and finding good entertainment value in everything mentioned... i'd personally like to thank you for making my day a little brighter, particularly because i've been kinda down lately. alas, i must stop laughing now and add my 2 pesos to this silly thread. :)

okay, so if you don't care about being cool, then why do you go on about how much you hate condiments and claim that only cool people hate ketchup? why are you wasting your time bitching at us about how much you don't like condiments? hmmm... sounds to me like someone needs a hug... or a bowl of ramen.

another thing... joining a community of ketchup lovers just to try to convince us not to like ketchup is so counterproductive. hell, it's our choice to like ketchup just as much as it is your choice not to. we're not pointing an AK-47 at you and demanding that you like ketchup.... so basically on those grounds it isn't even logical to think about converting us.

oh and we all live in the same universe dear, in case you haven't noticed. unless of course there is something we missed in our basic astronomy classes...
melodiemmmbopbadubadop on October 4th, 2005 03:46 am (UTC)
you can't add your 2 pesos. that's too damn much. it's 2 centavos!
GOD what is wrong with you!?!?
__ambellina_ on October 4th, 2005 04:11 am (UTC)

mcdonald's doesn't even want my crappy pesos...

soooooo i thought i'd donate them to the condiment liberation movement. :)
melodiemmmbopbadubadop on October 4th, 2005 04:30 am (UTC)
sorry, you'll have to make change for them somewhere and then donate the two centavos. it's company policy.